The elves and I had a funny idea. Did you know that elf names are very long? They are often very funny too. What would your name be if you were an elf? Well, I have just the thing. My Christmas name generator will tell you. All you have to do is use it. Then, you will get your elf name. Shall we start?
Your Christmas Name Generator
First, find your elf first name. Choose the month you were born. That is your elf first name.
Next, find your last name. Choose the year you were born. That is your last name.
2003 (or before): Von Old
We are getting there. Next, choose your title from the Christmas name generator. Look for the first letter of your first name.
A, B, C, D: the Brave
E, F, G, H: the Excellent
I, J, K, L: the Funny
M, N, O, P: the Wise
Q, R, S, T: the Beautiful
U, V, W: the Fast
X, Y, Z: the Clever
Whew. Almost there. This is the last stop. Find the first letter of your last name. This will tell you where you are from. Which elf kingdom do you come from?
A, B, C, D: of Bubble-land
E, F, G, H: of Fartle-brook
I, J, K, L: of Silly-chester
M, N, O, P: of Poo-poo-de-sloop
Q, R, S, T: of Trip-slip-gloop
U, V, W: of weird-lick-slick
X, Y, Z: of Rumble-tummy
What Is Your Christmas Name?
Have you done it? Now, put them all together. Would you like to hear my elf name? It would be:
Cheery Von Old the Beautiful of Bubble-land!
That is a very silly name. Can you find your elf name? Use the Christmas name generator to find out. Are you done? Can you send me your silly name? I bet it is really silly. What other silly elf names can you make up?
P.S. What is your elf name? Leave me a message to tell me your elf name or what other funny elf names you made up. After that, scroll down to see everyone else’s silly elf names!
A message from the elves:
You can write Santa a quick message here. But, if you want Santa to reply, then you should send a letter to Santa from this web page. Then Santa will reply to you fast as reindeer fly!