A Little Elf Upon A Shelf Poem
Do you sometimes find,
by yourself,
a sitting elf
upon a shelf
just before Christmas?
If you do, you know that they do some really silly things.
Sometimes, they draw faces on your bananas.
Sometimes, they hang from the ceiling.
Other times, they will tie all of your shoelaces together!
Keep reading to find out all the other sill things that happen at our school for elves!
Don’t worry if you don’t have a shelf elf! They just help me check on you when I’m a bit busy around here. I can still see how kind you have been, and how you’ve been doing your best to behave if you don’t have one.
Clumsy the Elf is teaching the Elf upon a shelf Training Program today. He must teach the elves the biggest rule for scout elves: scout elves cannot be touched. If they are touched, they lose their magic! They have to come back to the North Pole to get more magic and rest.
A Clumsy Elf Upon A Shelf?
Clumsy asked a helper elf to show that one touch will freeze a shelf elf. He forgot that I have to unfreeze him to give him back his magic. Clumsy was stuck for an hour until the helper elf found me! I had to go give Clumsy a little boost of magic. He is ok now. I think his students saw how important it is not to lose their magic.
What do you think? Maybe next time Clumsy should show them a video instead? No one wants to be a frozen elf upon a shelf!
Clumsy is also showing them how to make snow angels. One of the elves said that Clumsy filled the whole classroom with snow! That is going to be messy, but so much fun! Does it snow where you live? If so, do you like to make snow angels? Or, maybe you like to have snowball fights!
Oh! Mrs. Claus is in the kitchen making hot cocoa. I had better run to go grab a cup before the elves drink it all. I will write again soon!
Santa Claus
P.S. Tell me about your elf upon a shelf. What is his or her name? What is the funniest thing he or she has done? If you don’t have an elf yet, what would you name yours if you got one? I look forward to reading your answers below! You can click here to tell me or, scroll down to see what other people have written!
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Merry Christmas!
Your the best I love you I hope you are having fun with the snow
I have an elf she is a girl called cheeky chelsa she is very cheeky she does really naughty things like draw on my mums face with her expensive makeup and lots more merry Christmas to all I am so sad though that my elf has to leave tomorrow but oh well I will see her again next year
I have four elves but that don’t do
Anything funny could you maby
Give them a bit more magic
PLEASE
are elf is named misoltoe once she put on my moms glasses
i am paralised i have seshers and i have a elf named clyed he funny he put candy canes on the wall we play hide seek with him too it was so much fun i miss him . sad . but i thought i touched him and he road my daddys tiny truck love cheyenne ; bye santa happy easter
hi santa i would tike a freand for bella this year because i just got her and i would like a girl elf named snowflak for bella that is what i want to give bella for crismas a friend
if i had an elf friend for my new elf her name would be snowflake and i would take care of both of them and never touch them
I got a elf on the shelf he see I be good for Christmas hi Santa Claus and miss Santa Claus Rudolph reindeers
I got a elf on the shelf he is a good elf like merry Christmas Santa Claus from your friend Jamie march
Merry Christmas merry Christmas ⛄
I don’t have one yet but maybe you can give me one for Christmas love you ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕ps call my pop pop some time
I don’t have one but I like one and I would na!ea boy Santa claws Jr and the girl ava
Hey Santa I would really like elf on the shelf to be in my house a good one
Dear Santa ,My elf’s name is Rudy. The funniest thing that he has ever done is draw faces on me and my brothers pictures.
Hey I have two elf on the shelf one boy called scout and a girl one called snowflake they haven’t done anything naughty this year except snowflake ate half my advent calendar
Dear santa,
My elf bo has been really funny this year. I hope he isn’t causing any problems at the North Pole.
I don’t have an elf but I want to get one. I would call it cookies and cakes.
Hi Santa, I don’t have an elf-on-the-shelf but my friend does and once she found him hanging from the chandler!
Xoxo
Merry Christmas Santa I hope you don’t get stuck in the chimney. Love. James
We have one elf on the shelf my 3 year old brother named him “My Friend Elf.” The first day he came we found him on our candle. The second day he came we found him on our small reindeer decoration. On the 3rd day we found him in our living room on another reindeer but this time it was on a reindeer butt playing with a pine cone.
to santa my name Sarah my elfs name is Sam today he sat in between one of my lego sets
Chippy has drank the Hershey’s chocolate syrup and he pours flour on my kitchen table and made a snow angel
Hi santa I don’t have the elf,but if I did I would have named it…
Boy: jingle
Girl: eli
Hi my elf is a boy and his name is Sam the naughty elf
I have two elves there names are jack and Bert
My elfs name is charlie.the silliest thing he has done is eat one of your cookies!!!!
I would really like a elf plz and to meet u
My one will be sprinkles but I don’t know where is it! Do I need to get one from a Christmas shop?
XxxOoo
From: Tania Chuah
At KLCC (Malaysia)♥️
My elf is called Eli. She is very cheeky and loves Monopoly. The cheekiest thing she has done is she got ribbon and blocked our bedroom doors by Criss crossing it. HAHAHAHA! It was such a struggle to get out.
I have a elf on the shelf her name is Anna – Flare she is always doing crazy things!
Santa all of use is kind to give you love from our hearts to believe that you are so much kind you will never leave chirsmas tell Mrs. Claus she is beautiful just the way she is.
My elf’s name is Crispy today he was hiding I️n my stocking. My friends say you aren’t real but I️ don’t believe them
I have a reindeer elf on the shelf called Snowflake. Right now is his first year at my house,so it didn’t do anything funny. Today I got a package from you. I was so scared who sended to us, so I went down stairs,and opened my package with my mom. I was so excited that I finally saw my elf(s). You gave me a contract,but my mom hasn’t signed it. Well, I’m watching How The Grinch Stole Christmas goodbye
Dear Santa,
My elf just came to my house today and we named him Buddy Joyberg and we are waiting for our second elf, Snowflake Joyberg Buddy and Snowflake are twins
My elf’s name is Jingle. He does soooo many diffrent funny things I can’t chose which is the best!
my elf holly is coming and she has done a lot of silly things
My elf´s name is Grant and he never does anything funny. Well, except from the time when he made a snow angel in our sugar!
My elf is named Sniggle. He likes to plays funny pranks and draw on family pictures.
She has decorated my room with wrapping paper also put Christmas lights on my bed she also hide in the chandelier she thought she was fine
Santa, I would like to have my elf do something really funny this year. Maybe have him hanging off the ceiling by a string or him faceplanted into something. I would also like a reindeer buddy for Cutie the elf. The deer that my dad mounted on the wall doesnt count because that isnt a reindeer. Have a Merry Christmas all of you.
some of the other kids at my school bully me for believing you pls help, it must be hard to have people that dont think you exist
I have an elf on the shelf! Her name is Sprinkles, she is the best! She toilet papered our tree, and ate some of our chocolate chips!
My elf’s name is Taylor Mctuttle, but before we knew that we called her Elfie. What I love about my elf is… SHE MOVES YEAR ROUND. All my friends tell me there elf’s go back to the north pole after December. Too learn about my elf I put questions on paper then put a pen with it, then i see an answer the next morning! I learned that she stays because were her family! she actually isn’t really mischievous! some sometimes she even cleans the house!
Dear sant my name is Emma and we already have a boy elf called Wally, but this year could you send a girl elf with as well (I’ll call her Layla) Thank you
Love from Emma
Your#1 Fan
Dear santa
I have an elf on the shelf and her name is Isabella allso my brother has one called elf red there very nice and kind I miss them and for me its 65 days till Christmas YAY IM SOOOOOOOOOOO EXSITED LOVE ME ps I mean LOVE EMMA
I would like a girl elf on the shelf her name crystal love kylie
Hi santa I want the elves to know I miss them can we get sent Elfie early or can you send us a girl elf with him please. I think I would name her snowflake or crystal I really want a girl and boy elf please santa oh and say hi to ms.claus I miss her to
Hello santa I would like a fairly god parents please
One time my was being really silly and raped the tree in toilet paper I started to laugh it was so funny
get me 3 i acedetily earase the long one that i made
Dear santa ive got a elf what is called fred he is a naughty elf. Because. He put toilet roll everywhere in my bathroom love from harry xxx
I wish my elf could stay for ever. OH yes I must introduce myself My name is Aubrey Allen. Love you.Bye
I don’t have a shelf elf, but if I ever get one I would name her Astroid.
My elf on the shelf’s names are holly and cringle they are twins they are funny once they put wrapping paper all over our pantry door
my elfs name is susie she is very funny one time she was hanging on the. celing
Dear Santa, Jana has been here sense December 1st and it has been so fun so far she has been on the candle holder and she has even eaten a Laffey Taffey and today she is with a raindeer ornament looking outside the window at the snow thank you for sending Jana here
My Elf On The Shelf’s name is … Holly!! We have Had her for three years now. The funniest thing she has done is spell “Hi (my name)”. The other funny thing she has done is, put herself in my dad’s Superman statue!! We laughed all day that day!!
I’m naming her jolly. I hope the next-gen morning she’s here
To santa I want a elf on the shelf that I can touch please please please and a elf pet that is a Dog
My elves names are Pudding shugger socks Bubbles peppermint Pretty and Katie
I dont have an elf on the shelf but if I did I would name,
the boy: magic
ant the girl: Angle
Santa can I plese get an elf on the shelf it would be nice too
To Santa
I would like a elf on a shelf please please
Bye bye bye bye
Love you Santa.
My elf on the shelf is tylertim!
funniest thing….he made spaghetti with syrup and candy canes just like the movie ELF!
we have an elf named Ginger the funniest thing she did is
Isabella-made snow angles out of flour
Gabrielle-go inside our Christmas tree and read a book
p.s can u send us a elf on the shelf pet thank you
I was wondering if we could have another elf to keep our other elf entertained.our elfs name is thorboxy.
I don’t have one but I would name it Ella
To Santa, I do not have a elf on the shelf. But if i did get one i would call it Angel for a girl or Alfie for a boy. Santa please can you get me one! Thank you so much Love Gemma XOXO
I have two elves on a shelf. Ones a girl, her name is Joy. And the other one is a boy, his name is Kevin. The funniest thing Joy has done is hiding in the Christmas tree. The funniest thing Kevin has done is hide in some draws in my little brothers room.
Well… We don’t have an elf on the shelf. NEVER in my life… But if I did have one, it would be named Ava…
My elf is named Jingles, and the silliest thing he’s ever done was ride the train we have around our Christmas tree. We turned it on, and he looked like he was having fun!
Our elf’s name is Hart. The funniest thing she has done is take my toothbrush and toothpaste to brush her teeth! She is the best elf on the shelf. It makes me sad when she goes back to the North Pole.
My elf’s name is Emma the elf. She a brownish color.
I have an Elf called Elsie.Last year she climbed on top of my christmas tree.Excited to see her this year!
Santa, I have 3 elves one for me and one for my two brothers, i named mine Kiki, my brother named his Johnny, and my other brother doesn’t remember what he named his elf before so that’s it goodbye.
Hey santa it’s Emma I have two elfs on a shelf they are bf and gf lol their names are buddy and gerdy the most funniest thing ever that they did was that they zipped lined with candy canes lol Thank you for everything
I wish for Cozmo,An electric scooter,bulidable doolhouse.my elf is named fred.He didn’t do anything funny.
My elf on a shelfs name is Jollycane and it’s a girl and the funniest thing she’s done is she put on a princess dress and went is a princess carriage
(ooddle)my elf has toiletpapered the living room and i could barely step somewhere. he used like 5 rolls.
i get a elf right after thanksgiving and it was standing or sitting the chandlier overthe stairs and the dining room table.
MAY YOU PLEASE SEND ME ONE THANKS SANTA!
DEAR SANTA CLAUSE, MY NAME S BRAELYN MURRAY I DONT HAVE AN ELF ON THE SHELF PLEASE SEND ME 1 LOVE YOU BYE
Do hose X other elves to peek through our house windows and follow us to school if we don’t have an elf on
Upon the shelf in house?because always thought that’s what Santa does if you don’t have an elf of your own.
I have to elves on the shelves a boy and a girl the boys name is Fred and the girls name is Candy. the funiest thing they have done is when Fred hid in a lantern that made it look like he was in Jail!
I do not have a elf on the shelf inspite but I do want one if I did I would name him Brailyn p.s where do you get a elf upon a shelf.
hi santa can i get a elf on the shelf please please i been really good
I don’t have an elf but I want one. If I had an elf I would name it Emily.
My elf has done a lot of silly thinks he has rapped toilet paper around the Christmas tree! I love my two elf’s. There names are Buddy and Brenda!!! Brenda is Buddy’s twin this is her second year.