The big day is almost here. I can tell you the reindeer, elves and I are even more excited than you are. My elves and I really enjoy the challenge. Truthfully when you have love and Christmas magic on your side you can do almost anything. Like getting just the right gift for someone.
Here’s the thing kids, I could use your help. Sure, my team and I are really good at picking out presents for good boys and girls. We have that knack for always coming up with the right gift for the right kid.
But, this year I want to give Mrs. Claus something special. She works just as hard as the elves and I do, maybe even harder. She never asks for anything. And she always tells me, “Honey, helping bring joy to the boys and girls of the world is enough for me. It’s the perfect gift.” That’s true she does love helping kids. I still want to do something special for her.
The Right Gift – Some Elf Suggestions
Kissy the Elf thinks I should get her mittens because everybody needs mittens. Plus Kissy the Elf likes the word mittens because it rhymes with kittens and like she says, “everybody loves kittens.” Kissy the Elf is right but MrsC already has a LOT of mittens (and kittens!). I really want to get her something different.
Mouse the little elf suggested cheese. Mouse loves cheese. Mrs.C loves cheese too. But I really want to get her something else.
The Grumpy Old Elf growled and said, “Give her a fart in a jar. It’s a great gift. Everybody loves farts in a jar.” I made a note first to give Grumpy a few days off and second never to ask Grumpy for gift advice again.
Rudolph suggested the right gift was some batteries. Rudolph insisted that, “You can never have too many batteries, even if you have a nose that glows.” I think Rudolph loves talking about his nose. He has a point about the batteries but I really want to get Mrs. Claus something different. Something special.
My three ideas are: a fun ugly Christmas shirt. Everybody loves ugly Christmas shirts. They liven up any Christmas.
Mrs. Claus always tells me that she thinks it would be fun to go bowling now and then. So, I could get her a bowling ball with her name on it. We went bowling once and she was pretty darn good.
The third thing I was thinking was a nice artist easel and paints and brushes. She loves to paint and it relaxes her.
So kids, which of my ideas do you like the best? Are any of these the right gift or do you have another idea?
P.S. Tell me which of my ideas you like the best. Maybe you have some other ideas? Leave me a message to tell me what you think. After that, scroll down to see everyone else’s ideas.
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