Hello? Hello? It’s Santa’s elves here!
Is this thing working? I pressed all the buttons.
Did you activate the voice recorder?
I think so.
So why are we arguing?
What should I say?
I say Hello too.
Hello from me three!
I am one of Santa’s elves.
Me too. I am one of Santa’s elves.
Me three! I am one of Santa’s elves three!
Santa told us not to use his computer in case we delete something by mistake.
Yeah, but we wanted to send all the children of the world a message.
All of them, even the ones living on the moon.
Do children live on the moon?
I think so.
Anyway, we wanted to say hello to all of you.
And wish you a Merry Christmas.
Shhhhhhhhhh! Santa will hear us.
I love Santa.
And me three.
What else should we say?
Santa’s elves are getting into mischief!
I don’t know.
Um, How are you doing?
They can’t hear us!
Then why are we talking?
No, no, no, they will hear us, but not right now. The message has to be beamed up to outer space and back.
So the children on the moon will hear it first?
If there are children on the moon.
I heard that there were children on the moon. They are all made of cheese.
They must be stinky. Stinkier than normal children.
Oh, I know what to say.
I just had a look at the naughty and nice list. Almost everyone is on the nice list.
That means that almost everyone will be getting Christmas presents.
What about the ones not on the nice list?
There is still time for them. All they have to do is try. Being nice is not about always doing nice things. It is about trying to do nice things.
Yeah, and trying not to do naughty things.
And, trying to be the best child, or elf, that you can be.
I think I hear Santa Claus coming!
We should go.
Do you have any messages for us elves? You can click here to tell us or, scroll down to see all our messages! Do you think we’re being naughty?
Oh, yes, make sure you save the naughty and nice list before you close it.
Is it this box?
No! Don’t press that one.
I think I just deleted the naughty and nice list.
Santa is coming!
A right jolly old elf, in spite of myself. I love Christmas, children, the North Pole, Mrs. Claus, elves, reindeer, snowmen & the list goes on!
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