Christmas Knock Knock Jokes!

christmas knock knock jokes
Christmas knock knock jokes!

Thank you for all your comments about who is sillier: elves or reindeer!  It really got them going reading all the comments from the kids!

My elves and reindeer even decided to have a little North Pole contest to see who was sillier.  So, they started coming up with more funny Christmas knock knock jokes!

Would you like to hear the Christmas knock-knock jokes they made up?

The elves started first:
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!

Then it was the reindeer’s turn:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift who?
Gift me a coal already.  I want to go see Santa!

But the elves had another joke ready!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana who?
Ivana go see Santa, so gift me a coal already!

But so did the reindeer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water who?
Water you waiting for!  Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!

It took the elves a bit but they came up with this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art who?
Art you ready yet?  Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!

The reindeer were stumped (like a Christmas tree, the elves said  🙂 ) for a moment or two until they thought up this one:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal?  Ivana go see Santa!

That is when I made them stop their contest.  I had too.  I was laughing more than a bowlful of jelly at their silly Christmas knock knock jokes!

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S. If you like Christmas knock-knock jokes, I have webpages of Christmas knock knock jokes and other Christmas jokes here!

P.P.S.  Did you like their funny jokes?  You can leave us a message about who you think makes the silliest Christmas knock-knock jokes:  reindeer or elves.  Or, scroll down to see what others have written.

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379 special messages to Santa about “Christmas Knock Knock Jokes!”

  1. i think the elves are funny but reindeer win and Santa you are a realy nice guy i saw you today at the Lagrange mall by the way thanks for the candy cane LOL

  2. I think the….drum roll please…..Reindeer because theres were funny and a good comeback at the elves but i liked the elves jokes to.Thank you guys for making me laugh for once i really loved it a lot. Thank all of you so much,Love you all byeeeee.

  3. The jokes are very funny so it is very difficult to find out who is very silliest but I think it is reindeer

  4. None of the jokes made me laugh… But they were GREAT!! I think elves won because the reindeer kind of took a while to think of their jokes while the elves knew exactly what home to do. Plus, How in the WORLD do REINDEER TYPE WITH HOOVES?!?!?!?! TELL MEEEEE!!!!!!

  5. Salvar el mundo fortnite 80000 paVos fortnite y plus de la plus de la play e querido eso por qué nunca tengo me portare bien de verdad

  6. Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Snow who
    Snow presents for you if you don’t let me in

    Ho ho hope you all have a very merry Christmas

  7. hi santa culss have i been good or naughty my is angel and i have 2 sister there names are allison, tiffany and i got one borther name josh,well all i want for christmas is some things not all lot of thing becauses jueses should have more then us. merry christmas santa cluss.

  8. Dear Santa, i know u told me to surprise you on what cookie flavor you want….but is choclate chip okay….my dad and i are spending christmas together instead of me and my mom and my dad doesm’t really know any other recipes… is chocolate chip okay?????

  9. I think reindeer make the funniest jokes….but they should be more original and not use jokes from the elves to start there own. 🙂 LoVE U SANTA!!!!!! MeRrY ChRiStMaS

  10. Dear.Santa i love your knock knock joks
    and i want for christmas is a real laptop
    and if you dont have a laptop thats ok because my mom will get me a laptop if you dont have a laptop i want for christmas is a teachers desk if you dont have that i dont now want i want for christmas p.s.I Love You very much love Jasmine and charlie wants for christmas is a big bone!!!
    charlie loves you to i will have some soft batch choclate chip cooks and egg nog laying on the table1!!!

  11. Dear.santa i love your knock knock joks
    and i want for christmas is a real laptop
    and if you dont have none thats ok because my mom will get me one and i want if a laptop i a teachers desk.

  12. they are halareast but i got to say the elfs where the best sorry i do not whant to hert the raindeers feelings i am so so sorry

  13. hi santa im from ireland. me and my sister are sooo lucking forward to christmas. all i want to say is thank
    you so much for evrything last year.

    i loved all the presents you brought me. ps;i think rudalf had the best jokes
    have a good christmas

  14. the joke i like most is Melanie it’s so cool . and any way elves give me my labtop first!!!! Bye,Bye Hi,Hi,Hi,Hi

  15. I love santa presents so you should be gratful like me ive wrote letters and of course now ive looked and your best ever blog see you soon

  16. There i thought they were stupit so try and think of better ones. Just to let you know i’m talking to myself now

  17. hi Santa! here is a joke for everyone in the Northpole:


  18. what do you get when you come across a elephant’s trunk and some swimming fish

    i don’t know?

    swimming trunks!


  19. I don’t know i can’t choose who. i choose reindeer.i got a joke “What did the tomato say to the ketchup bottle? you go on ahead i’ll ketchup.Get it?

  20. Hey Santa!!! nice to see you agan i was just gonna tell you three or or ten nock nock jocks!!! nock nock whos there? Santa Santa who??? santa paws you “r silly didn ,t you know i was gonna say santa paws??? nock nock whos there? elf elf who??? its elf step on day dont you get it we step on elfs!!!nock nock whos there? raindeer raindeer who??? i am flying like a raindeer!!!

  21. heya! its me! id love to try this blog and its super cool! ive got a joke:which
    bird can write? a pen – guin! hope you like it!

  22. i think that the reindeer were loads better than the elves but i am very sorry to the elves they did do a great job but i thought that the reindeers were loads better

    Congratulations reindeer

  23. Hi Santa. Knock,knock. Who’s there? Christman tree. Christmas tree who? Christmas don’t cry!

    From Liam, age 6

  24. i am going to be good all year for you because we will wake up on christmas morning pressent here is a joke what do you call a dog siting beside a fire a hot dog

  25. Hi Santa sorry to bother you but can you you see if an elf would like to stay with me. I’d be most honored to take care of him or her. (Elf magic elf)

  26. Dear Elves and Reindeer,

    You are all SO funny!!
    I bet you all are very satisfied with your jokes because I am! I don’t have one though. Merry Christmas!!

  27. here is a joke;

    whos there?
    olive who?
    Why did ‘olive’ the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph?!

    I just LOLed!!!!! Merry X-mas!

  28. 🙂 Funny! My favorite one that the elves made up is:

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Water who?
    Water you waiting for? Ivana go see Santa so gift me coal already!

  29. knock knock
    who is there
    aunt who??
    i know that aunt who??
    AUNT WHO?!
    aunt u glad my auntie has left lol 🙂 xxxx

  30. i love the jokes they are very i got a joke for you.why didn’t the skeleton cross the road. because he didn’t have the right gut’s.


  32. I think that contest was very cute and so funny I think they should do it again and again and again non-stop with even sllier jokes

  33. here’s another knock knock joke for you all:
    Knock knock
    who’s there?
    who who?
    Not who who — HO HO! Ho Ho Ho it’s time for You Who to get ready for You-Know-Who! Be sure to leave him some goodies!

  34. hi santa i love talking to you and i would love to have an i pod touch please please please and see my freind gemma is she on the nice list or the naughty

  35. ha ha ha the joke were herlerius tell the elvs and the raindeers i love there joke the best christmas joke iv ever hurde lots of hugs love reece arnold coventry united kingdom west midlands

  36. i liked the jokes i told my mom and dad and they cracked up thank you very much

    jacqueline and fransisco

  37. I have a few jokes you can use

    Why was the snowman angry? He had the cold shoulder.

    Why did frosty put on snow boots? He got cold feet.

    Who is the King Elf of Rock and Roll? Elfis Presley!

  38. I think the reindeer were funnier than the elves. the reindeer added pazzaz to their jokes. the elves were funny too just not as funny as the reindeer!!!

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    miss who?
    aren’t you miss letoe

  39. the reindeer was the funniest the could had it but the reindeer where funny then the elfs what! i’ve ot a joke just listen knock knock whos there water water who do you have water i’m dieing over here

  40. I think the s jokes are sillier than anything in the entire world. They were awesome.So tell them I think there jokes were awesome. And tell the elves I liked there jokes too.
    Bye for now

  41. i have to say the reindeers are more funny and lets hope the elf with mrs.clause don’t try to fall out again.

  42. Knock knock
    who’s there?
    cokkies who?
    cookies are the best for santas jolly belly♥
    merry christas everyone!

  43. I think these are very funny…. especially how most of the helpers and stuff did about the same thing…. but its ok♥ here at the morth pole were all unique right?

  44. That was a funny contest! I liked them both, but unfortunately I have to choose one and I think the reindeer has some funniest jokes in his head. PS: Santa! I’m in your new Christmas Blog and I will promise to email you back on Christmas Eve.

  45. Dear Santa I think that the raindeer made the funnieset jokes when I first heard them I was craking up laughing.

  46. Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    Mary Who
    Mary Christmas

    Hope everyone reading this has a phonomanol Christmas and New Years!☺

  47. I have a joke. What did she say when she was cold? Merry Brrstmas!And Iliked all of them it made me laugh so hard
    milk came out of my nose!!Bye!Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

  48. I AM STILL LAUGHING NOW!! Knock knock.
    whos there?
    santa who?
    santas giving a little woo its christmas!lets do it too!!!

  49. that funny ha ha ha can you tell me your phone number plezzzzz santa i whont tell any ome plezz inseat my dad mom stacy my sister and my holr family plezzzzz

  50. i dont know who too pick so i pick both the raindeer were funny but the elfs were funny to so i say both so they dont get up set a little

  51. some were funny but how bout this
    what did the dead man write to his other dead friend?
    Merry -X- Mas

  52. they were wonderful I think for christmas you should give them a joke book .they where both good but I have to say good teamwork ,but over all the elves won.

  53. I think that the Reindeer came up with the most funniest jokes
    even though the elves thought of jokes quicker then the Reindeer they still had the best well done elves and reindeers.

  54. Yea me too i will leave you some yummy cookies for you on the table Merry Christmas Love Hannah! <3 😀 <3 😀

  55. Hi Santa Claus this is a knock knock joke i made up

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Christmas Who?
    Christmas is a spirit with joy and fun like elves 😀

    its not that funny but it’s sure happy

  56. dear santa i like knock knock hows there needle needle how needle litte remider to gift me a coal? Ivana go see santa

  57. Dear santa
    i am 2 years old and i just want to say thank you for all the presents you have got for me since the day i was born thank you very much 🙂
    and i also want to say merry christmas and a happy new year to every one and i hope they have a nice christmas and get what they wished for 🙂

  58. Dear Santa,
    i would like a superdry and some high tops please if thats ok and i would just like to thank you very much for all the presents that you have gave me over the years
    thanks very much love toni

    p.s i will leave you some milk and cookies on the table 🙂

  59. me and my mum thought it was funny there are alot of good one’s my favourite one was about the needle love mollai

  60. HAHAHAHA!!!! they are SO FUNNY!!! I’ve got one too!
    Knock Knock,
    Who’s there?
    Mary who?
    Mary Christmas!!!

  61. I have got a joke for here it is

    What do you do if the lady in the post office wants to fight?

    Letter Box

    Hope you like that one Santa!!!!!!

  62. Did you get my message? I hope you did. This is what it said:
    You are one of my greatest hores. I Can’t wait till X~mas. Get mommy and tony gifts, too.
    Beleiving you always,

  63. Hi santa!

    You just sebnt me a letter back online a few minutes ago. Well, you are one of my greatest heros. I can’t wqait for you to come. I wish I could get you something. Talk back soon.

    Beleiving you always,

  64. are you going to 711 at washington ave in nj because my principal say you are and i want to see you and rudoph

  65. i think the elves made the funniest jokes of all the reindeer where good but the elves where better srry reindeer need to study on them jokes ok

    p.s get them reindeer a joke book for christmas hahaha

  66. Those jokes made me burst out laughing in my head! I couldn’t laugh out loud because it would wake my Mom up.

  67. I think all the jokes were really good but I would have to say that the raindeer won. Who did you pick Santa?

  68. special for all of elfssssssssss
    Knock knock
    whos there
    me who
    you dont know who u are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  69. dear santa all i want for christmas his to give leukemia kids gifts because i know they might die before christmas and that is sad and to give them a bunch of new toys and give shelter kids and there parent toys also they need it more then us wealthy kids butt you know some kids are bad if they have cancer and bad you should give them a doll or cloths

  70. i think that they are really cool and very entertaining and i love you and merry christmas santa claus

  71. LOL i thnk the reindeer were the funniest btw we put up a christmas tree w/ lights and we put up stockings

  72. That was really funny.But it took me awile to figure it out thank you Santa Claus your the best

    Love, Teyah Grace Warf

  73. i thought that the elfs and the reindeer were both really funny. me and my little brother andrew read them and we laughed are guts out because they were so funny!!!!

  74. That was some pretty funny stuff Santa, I emailed you and you gave a great reply. Thanks for making this website.

  75. I love your site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant wait till chrismis santa!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have movies about rodulf!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant wait till chrismis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish that chrismis will come soon!!!! well I love your site!!!!!!! good luck!!!!!!!! love amber

  76. those were quite good jokes im sure mrs clause and holly the christmas fairy were both dying with laughter.
    is that why she hasnt been yet? because the elves and reindeer have given her a tummy ache?
    i think they were as bad as each other maybe next year the elves and fairies should have a singing competition to see who can sing in the silliest voice.
    what do you think santa?
    from stacy

  77. the reindeer seem most funny cause you know reindeer and elfs to cause that was a big thing i could tell you really have to sing

  78. Ok, those jokes had to be the funniest but if I had to choose who was the funniest, I would choose the reindeer.

  79. i really love jokes, but my fav. are the one’s i make! ;)! can’t wait 2 c u again! merry christmas! and a happy new year! love you for ever! ;)!

  80. i love u santa claus!!! it’s so hard going to sleep on christmas eve knowing that ur leaving gifts for that very night and i get to see them the very next morning!!! i know how much trouble u and ur elves go through making the toys and making sure that they get to the right kid and every year, too!!! i just wanted to say thank for all u do for us. 😀

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