I am not sure if I am happy or sad.
Or angry. Or ready to laugh.
I will let you be the judge.
I love Christmas Carols. One of my favs is Jingle Bells. Have you heard it? It goes like this:
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh,
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
Through the fields, we go
Laughing all the way.
Bells on bob-tail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight.
That is a wonderful Christmas Carol. So much fun. I love it. But, the elves do not agree. They think it is boring. They want to make a fun song. So, they have changed some of the words. Would you like to hear it?
Jingle bells: Elf-style
Okay, here it is:
Jingle bells, my brother smells
Of smelly socks and bread,
Oh what fun it is to ride
On my no-horse open sled,
Jingle bells, my sister smells
From her toes up to her head,
Oh what fun it is to ride
On my no-horse open sled.
I have to get away
In my no-horse open sled
If I smell that smell today
I surely will be dead!
Onto my nose, I cling
I hold it very tight
How I love to sing and sing
My sledding song tonight.
Well. Well, well, well. So, what do you think of that Christmas Carol? I do not want to laugh. But, I just can’t help it. Do you think this is a funny song? The elves have been laughing all day. They sing it over and over. Maybe once is funny. But a hundred times gets annoying. Would this song annoy you? Even after a hundred listens?
I know what we can do. We need more lines for the song. Can I get your help? If the song were longer, it would not get annoying. Can you think of a way to make the song longer? All we need are more lines. If everyone helped, we could do this easily. Can you think of a line for the song? It can rhyme or not. Send me your funniest line to add to the song.
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Can you think of a line for this Christmas carol? Leave me a message here to tell me (just don’t write anything too naughty)! Or, scroll down to see what other people wrote.
A right jolly old elf, in spite of myself. I love Christmas, children, the North Pole, Mrs. Claus, elves, reindeer, snowmen & the list goes on!
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Merry Christmas!
Love is what Christmas is you listing to what love is are there will not be Christmas at all and everyone will be sad and elfs are nice but your not being nice to us look everywhere and look what you are doing to us and do what you are
ment for not what you are not ment for
Your not spending more love we want love to stay we want love to stay we want love to stay love is the best but not like this that is all I know
Jingle bells batman smells
robin laid an egg
bat mobile lost a wheel
and joker ran away
HAY!!!
Dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis over the hills we go smashing into trees the snow is turning red I think I’m almost dead I woke up in the hopstil with stitches in my head
Jingle bells, Batman smell robin layer a egg the bat mobile lost a wheel and joker ran away hey!
Why have the elves been so bad when you are not there? Love Lauren
jingle bells Thomas smells Alex flew away
Isabela bower lost her power on the motorway HAY
(my class)
p.s don’t tell them boiiiiiiiiiii
Jingle bells the jungle smells of monkey and lion toots
jingle bells popcorn smells really really good
Aussie Jingle Bells
Dashing through the bush,
In a rusty Holden Ute.
Kicking up the dust,
Esky in the boot.
Kelpie by my side,
Singing Christmas songs.
It’s summertime and I am in my singlet shorts and thongs,
Oh,
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summer’s day,
Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Christmas time is beaut,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute
Jingle bells my mumma smells like a rotten egg she ran away becaus she wasn’t grey all on Christmas Day hey!!!!
My name is Bell
I really smell
But really thats not true
Its just that my momma says
I always smell like poo
HEY!!!
Dashing through the snow in a iphone sleigh o’er the fields we don’t go sneezing all the way.
Jingle bells batman smells
robin laid an egg
bat mobile lost a wheel
& joker ran away
HEY!!!!
jingle bells meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowmeow meowmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow oh what meow it was to meow in a one meow meow meow
Dashing through the woods to see were we can go oh no we crashed in to a tree ow
I think that you should write about the house that you go to that you like
favorite decorated house
jingle bells jingle bells goofy smells and mickey played on some bells.
jingle bells santa smells Mrs Claus laid a egg Rudolph sleigh lost way and blitzen got away santas in the kitchen cupids in the hall ruldophs sneezing on the wall so jingle bells santa smells Mrs Claus laid a egg Rudolph sleigh lost way and blitzen got away hey
oh yeah this is the one i made up;
jingle bells christmas smells,
the reindeer flew away,
only because,
i’m the fake santa claus,
and i like to ruin your day!!!