Jingle bells – The elves are being naughty again!

 

I am not sure if I am happy or sad.  Or angry.  Or ready to laugh.  I will let you be the judge.  I love Christmas Carols.  One of my favs is Jingle Bells.  Have you heard it?  It goes like this:

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh,
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.

Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
Through the fields, we go
Laughing all the way.
Bells on bob-tail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight.

That is a wonderful Christmas Carol.  So much fun.  I love it.  But, the elves do not agree.  They think it is boring.  They want to make a fun song.  So, they have changed some of the words.  Would you like to hear it?

Jingle bells: Elf-style

Okay, here it is:

Jingle bells, my brother smells
Of smelly socks and bread,
Oh what fun it is to ride
On my no-horse open sled,
Jingle bells, my sister smells
From her toes up to her head,
Oh what fun it is to ride
On my no-horse open sled.

I have to get away
In my no-horse open sled
If I smell that smell today
I surely will be dead!
Onto my nose, I cling
I hold it very tight
How I love to sing and sing
My sledding song tonight.

Well. Well, well, well.  So, what do you think of that Christmas Carol?  I do not want to laugh.  But, I just can’t help it.  Do you think this is a funny song?  The elves have been laughing all day.  They sing it over and over.  Maybe once is funny.  But a  hundred times gets annoying.  Would this song annoy you?  Even after a hundred listens?

I know what we can do.  We need more lines for the song.  Can I get your help? If the song were longer, it would not get annoying.  Can you think of a way to make the song longer?  All we need are more lines.  If everyone helped, we could do this easily.  Can you think of a line for the song?  It can rhyme or not. Send me your funniest line to add to Jingle Bells.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Can you think of a line for Jingle Bells?  Leave me a message here to tell me (just don’t write anything too naughty)!  Or, scroll down to see what other people wrote.


13 special messages to Santa about “Jingle bells – The elves are being naughty again!”

  1. this is one i made up jingle bells my sister smells you need to take a shower,I better leave, before it stinks,or else i’m dead, I bet not smell that smell again or else she’s going down,finally she took a shower, whew I thought I was going to dieeeeeeeeeeee.

  2. Jingle bells my mumma smells like a rotten egg she ran away becaus she wasn’t grey all on Christmas Day hey!!!!

  3. My name is Bell
    I really smell
    But really thats not true
    Its just that my momma says
    I always smell like poo
    HEY!!!

  4. jingle bells meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowmeow meowmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow oh what meow it was to meow in a one meow meow meow

  5. jingle bells santa smells Mrs Claus laid a egg Rudolph sleigh lost way and blitzen got away santas in the kitchen cupids in the hall ruldophs sneezing on the wall so jingle bells santa smells Mrs Claus laid a egg Rudolph sleigh lost way and blitzen got away hey

  6. oh yeah this is the one i made up;

    jingle bells christmas smells,
    the reindeer flew away,
    only because,
    i’m the fake santa claus,
    and i like to ruin your day!!!

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