It’s time for another year of crazy stories from the North Pole! I call this one “The Silly Story of Santa’s beard”.
Do you remember when I told you how much Clumsy the Elf loves to cut hair? One time I even heard him say “I’d love to try cutting Santa’s beard”. Well, just a few days ago, I let him cut my beard. I didn’t plan to do it, but I’ll tell you what happened.
Clumsy wanted to have a pizza party. Elves love pizza and they love it when they get to make their own pizzas.
We had lots of toppings! There was pepperoni, mushrooms and even candy canes. I think the best topping on pizza is pineapple. Mrs. Claus says it is because I have a sweet tooth.
I like making pizza too. It’s fun tossing the dough up in the air and catching it.
Clumsy watched me do this and wanted to try. The only problem was, Clumsy’s dough had sauce, toppings and cheese on it already!
He tossed it in the air. Way, waaay up in the air! I looked up and… PLOP! Clumsy’s pizza landed right on my face!
Bright red sauce oozed down my beard and tasty toppings spilled on the floor.
My reindeer Dasher helped clean up by eating the toppings and licking the sauce off the floor. Rudolph helped, too. Then they both tried to lick the sauce off my beard. Have you ever had reindeer lick you? It tickles.
But my beard was still a big mess!
Santa’s beard story!
I washed it with my beard shampoo and brushed it with my beard brush. It felt soft and fluffy again, but it looked different. My snowy white beard was suddenly… orange! HHHOL! I looked so silly.
Mrs. Claus said I could NOT have an orange beard. “Santa’s beard has to be snow white!”, she said. “The wonderful children of the world won’t know who you are!” Would you know it was me if my beard was orange?
So, I told Clumsy he could cut my beard. He was very happy. He thought it was a great idea. “I’m so excited to cut Santa’s beard!”, he said.
And, oh boy, did he trim my beard! So now, I have to wear a fake beard until my real one grows back. But, I guess a fake Santa’s beard is better than an orange beard! HHHOL!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. What do you think I would look like with an orange beard? Should I have kept it or let Clumsy cut it? You can click here to tell me or, scroll down to see what other people say! Oh, and Clumsy wants to know what your favorite pizza topping is.
A right jolly old elf, in spite of myself. I love Christmas, children, the North Pole, Mrs. Claus, elves, reindeer, snowmen & the list goes on!
My title is CEO: Christmas Elf Online.
Merry Christmas!
NIce story i love it btw
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Merry Christmas Rayne!
The elves and I are glad you liked it
❤️Santa
Santa that good color tell elf i say they are fuuny did that to you
Santa i like color orange because orange is the best color
Santa i like the color orange it good for hollween costume party Santa tell elf make one on hollween costume use it for hollween party
Hi everyone
Clumsy is the clumsiest thing EVER!!
Hi.
Make. Up. Baby reborn girls. Harry. Potter.
I want surprises for Santa we live House
From. Billie. Jean. Family. Mam. Dad. Mason. Billie. Jean.
Xxxx
I loved your story! but U have to be more careful next time lol bye
I loved your story! but u need to be more careful lol bye
I would rather cut it off because clumsy can
You are such a forgiving person I love santa
All of my friends think you are fake, santa, but I know you are real. I know this because every Christmas night I can her loud bangs and rumbling coming from m parent’s room which just happens to be right by the living room where the Christmas tree is set up! Mommy and daddy must think that I am lying when I tell them that I heard you because their faces got all red, but I know they are just pretending. I love you santa
My favorite pizza topping is pepperoni ps I think that you sound have the elves Sooper
My favorite Pizza topping is pepperoni.
i think you would look like santa with an orange beard and when i heard the story i laghefed hahah
Hi santa i just want to say my next door neighbor thinks you are fake but the thing is i hear you walking around with your black squeaky boots on love from JACOB
for chistmas I wante A lol hause
My Favorite Pizza topping is………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
CHEESE!!!!
PS. I like cold pizza it tastes much better. My sister says it’s gross though she says it’s weird to eat cold pizza but I don’t think so
Hi Santa I think your bread would look like a carrot! LOL (I am not trying to be rude I jest know that carrot are orange and I LOOOOVE carrots!)
Cool story. I would like to meet Clumsy. He sounds like the kind of guy I would like. But if he cut your beard you would look like this . So, you get the picture. Also, your beard should NOT be orange! That would look cray-cray!
I think that you would have looked really funny with an orange beard! But it is good that you had Clumsy cut it off! Also, my favorite pizza topping is the same as yours Santa! PINEAPPLE!!
I think you should have dyed it white and clumsy the elf my favourite pizza topping is ham and pineapple pizza, I totally agree with you santa PINEAPPLE FOR LIFE!!!! +=
Well I Gueses that Clumsy tech elf did not think before he did it. Cause wearing a fake beard for a mintue or a two is okay but not full day or a year. Santa, teach clumsy the elf to think before he does any action
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
I loved your story! But u need to be more careful lol bye
You should have died your beard White
Some adults say santa is not real to their kids,but they don’t have the christmas spirit.I think santa would agree.I will always believe in santa.
I have a dog he is a poodle I Love him very much his name is rebble he is a male dog I Love my grand parents very much I Love my church family very much and friends Christmas is the time for giving back to another’s in stead of receiving keep my friend in your prays I have a strong faith in you and Jesus Christ from Adrienne Branton I Love you very Much
You should have kept your beard. And Clumsy,my favorite pizza topping is pepperoni. Oh! And here’s what you might look like with an orange beard.
You should have kept it. You can just dye it white or bleach it.
you should cut you long Hair is look nice
Don’t cut off your beard it looks nice and we need a. Elf on the shelf
Maybe you can dye your beard rainbow! [ :
Dear Santa,
I know that with any thing that has a red tint to it will stain any thing that is white… but next time that happens make sure you wash your beard in cool water that that it won’t stain as much due to the red color. Also, all of my love to you, Mrs.Claus and the rest of your sweet family… That means Elves and Reindeer <3
cut It and let it grow what is your phone number.
Yes you should have let him cut it because people would not know who you are with an orange beard.
Cut it and die your eyebrows green!!
I think you should cut it off because I could think you were a stranger.
hi
You should have NOT let CLUMSY cut YOUR beard. You KNEW it would be a DISASTER! Omg, can YOU can be confused by you and a (GASP) stranger.
I would NOT like it.
P.S.your elves are jolly.
I would think yes it is my favorite color clumsy my favorite topping is candy canes
i think you should have dyed you beard white now we will not know it is you but thats ok i still like you for you.[p.s tell clumsy my favorite topping is pepporonie and cheese]
Dear Santa for Christmas I want a soccer goal a santa soccer ball some food and water for the poor and sick and a basketball ring/ball from Ryan
Hello Santa i think you should cut your beard because people wont know who you are Also tell Clumsy that my favorite topping is sometimes pepperoni and sometimes cheese.
WHAT clumsy acctuly cut your beard! That was the naughtiest thing I ever heard in my life! ☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎
I think you would still be perfect every human loves you we don’t tell by a beard we tell by a warm loving heart everyone knows and loves they would have been able to tell right away it was you
My favorite topping is cheese,
i think you could try speay painting your beard white .maybe not.
i think it is good you cut it , it will grow back in 2 months.
PS
Do you like banana milk?
Dear santa from Emma: i think you should have cut it off but the downside to that is that you have to wear a fake one
I think you should have dyed it white, and my favorite pizza topping is sausage.
Dear Santa Its me Alyssa but it would be funny but I agree with Mrs. Claus Because it would look weird but when I was reading it I said Oh No!!!! but my favorite pizza topping is tomato!!! Love u!!!! 🙂 and I lost a tooth!
i want a fitbit blaze or apple watch or both and nerf guns and singing machine karaoke player
I think Santa would look better with a white beard. I like you just the way you are. I love pepperoni and cheese and lots of sauce
I think you would look funny with a orange beard. It would be better if you left it so all the children can see it. My favorite pizza topping is cheese and pepperoni.
yes because you will still be wearing a red suit
I think that Mrs. Claus was right. No offense Santa, but it just doesn’t seem like you! Oh! And Clumsy- My favorite pizza topping is pepperoni. I don’t know if you have that at the North Pole!
I think if your beard was left orange you could have just painteed it white
Love you very much Santa! I really don’t need much for Christmas but I do love Shopkins, reading, and new clothes for my doll Maryellen.
Thank you for making sure we are taken care of.
I like you with a Orange beard
LOVE FROM KELLY
I think you should have dyed your beard white.
then no-one would know.
Dear Santa,
I think it was a good idea to cut your beard but you should have let another elf cut it for you. And my fav pizza toppings are pepperoni, mushroom, BACON and that is it.
Have a GREAT Christmas
Hi I think you should of kept it plus where not supposed to look are we? By the way my fave pizza is meat and cheese
Bye
Ho ho ho i mean ha ha ha i love that one
keep your orange beard and my favorite pizza topping is bacon, cheese, and pepperoni
I think you should cut your beard off.its better than having a santa with a orange beard
Dear Santa.I think cutting your beard off was good.Just make sure it doesn’t fall off.
dear Santa,
i think you made the right decison.Just make sure it doesn’t fall off.
I think it was good he cut your beard because if he didn’t, we would see your orange beard and some people would make fun of you. My favorite pizza topping is cheese. Merry Christmas!
I think you chose the right choice because if you are having people tell you that they want they will wonder who you are
U should of kept it but put snow on your beard to cover the orange
you should of dyed it back to it’s original color
you sould of dyed it back to it’s original color or put snow on it! hahahha
dear santa claus for cristmas I would like a nerf gun for christmas and a hover bored and a bell off your slay to rember you I have been good
My favorite pizza topping is meatballs, and also, I think you should have cut it off!
Hello Santa, I think it’s good that you got your beard trimed! I think that if it was not, some kids might be afraid thinking your stealing their cookies that were for you. bye bye!
drum set black
bill gaither red rock
kit kat
i think you should have bleached your beard white, but i guess it wouldnt be as white
I think you should cut your beard off and then use magic to grow back the snow white beard
The next time I get a phone call, it was from you, my buddy. I love you Santa and you are my heroic friend
Ps. I loved you beard and orange is better than most colors
Pss. My mommy says that you should get a buzz cut too
No Santa please do not let clumsy cut you beard you could just dye it white
I WOULD NOT NO T WAS YOU it would prboley look good
I think Clumsy should have cut your beard. If you kept your orange beard it would have stayed like that. At least you can grow back a new snow white beard. Thank you so much!
i think you should not cut your beard off because a beard is better than no beard
MY FAvourte pizza is ham and pinapple- hawi -n my favourte part of the pizza is pinapple – my favourte christmas fim is fred clous you should have kept your beared
ps: are you visiting me this year for christmas
you are awsome
I wike the way you are really good and I love you and I will always love you for a long time but you have a good heart but your not sure if your going back to your home. The new home is very much better than the other ones. I can’t believe that this is my favorite song of the season.
Electric blanket beach towls karaoke cds jewelry camping set money card sickers sports tops bowling alley yard art supplies story book wightwatchers cook books violent jacks cards operation games scrabble game uno cards real atm banks posters talking parrot
Dear santa i made chistmas list for you i you like it number 1 paper clips number 2 fashion journals number 3 beef jurkeys number 4 pittsburgh steelers shower curtain number 5 pittsburgh steelers hand towel number 6 green bay packers security locks number 7 batteries number 8 phone line
I think you should kut your beard of.