Everyone loves to laugh. At the North Pole, we’re laughing and singing all the time! Do you like to laugh? I know the elves have seen you laugh (and that makes them laugh too)!
Did you know elves are silly? How silly are they? Well, they are sooo silly…
They love to sing and dance when they make toys. Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music. Ho! Ho! Ho!
They love to make up elf jokes when they make toys, too. I heard them telling these elf jokes this morning:
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
I told them they had to stop telling silly elf jokes. My knees were knock knocking together I was laughing so hard!
I hope the jokes make you:
Hoot and holler, guffaw and giggle,
Chuckle and chortle, and snicker and sniggle!
(That means, make you laugh as hard as I did!)
P.S. Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes? Do you know any Christmas jokes? (You can leave a joke for me. Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)
P.P.S. Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!
A right jolly old elf, in spite of myself. I love Christmas, children, the North Pole, Mrs. Claus, elves, reindeer, snowmen & the list goes on!
My title is CEO: Christmas Elf Online.