Elf jokes!
Everyone loves to laugh. At the North Pole, we’re laughing and singing all the time! Do you like to laugh? I know the elves have seen you laugh (and that makes them laugh too)!
Did you know elves are silly? How silly are they? Well, they are sooo silly…
They love to sing and dance when they make toys. Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music. Ho! Ho! Ho!
They love to make up elf jokes when they make toys, too. I heard them telling these elf jokes this morning:
Cheeky Elf Jokes!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
I told them they had to stop telling such cheeky Christmas jokes. My knees were knock knocking together I was laughing so hard!
Did you think those elf jokes were silly? If you thought they were funny, there are many more silly Christmas jokes on my emailSanta.com website.
I hope the jokes make you:
Hoot and holler, guffaw and giggle,
Chuckle and chortle, and snicker and sniggle!
(That means, make you laugh as hard as I did!)
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes? Do you know any Christmas jokes? (You can leave a joke for me. Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)
P.P.S. Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!
A right jolly old elf, in spite of myself. I love Christmas, children, the North Pole, Mrs. Claus, elves, reindeer, snowmen & the list goes on!
My title is CEO: Christmas Elf Online.
Merry Christmas!
WHAT KIND OF PICTOURS DOSE SANTAS HELPERS TAKE ELFIES
what is an elfs favourite subject?
the elfabet
dear santa some nasty bully be talk about you that santa not real but you what should i say what i want christmas is a man bag and a nike tracksuit with somenike air hurrachbest santa in the world
knock knock what do you call a santa that fay in the air
Knock knock
Whos there
Snow
Snow who
There is snow out side
Knock knock
Who is there
Mistletoe
Mistletoe who
I miss ill toe
P.s the toe was mine
So cheesy
knock knock?
Who`s there?
nobody
nobody who?
nobody`s here today at the work shop
Witch reinder is the rudest
Rudeolph
I wrote a poem for Rudolph and it goes like this
I’m a little reindeer short and stout,
On Christmas I’m ready to deliver without a doubt!
Santa hops in the sleigh with a Ho Ho Ho,
On the way he drinks a cup of hot cocoa!
He stops at five house’s and gets some Root Beer,
When Santa fly’s though the sky it is so very clear!
Knock knock . Who’s there ? Achoo , Achoo who . Achoo , bless you. Knock knock , who’s there? Lettuce, Lettuce who? Lettuce in!!
Q: When an American is outside of the bathroom he is American. But when An American is in the Bathroom he is not an American. What is the American in the bathroom?
A: European
Whats an eskimo’s favorite vegetable? “Mush”ed Potatoes!
Barbara Wilkins
How do will move may 56 good someday and come
I love you Santa;s now can
What is black and white and read all over.
A newspaper . Get it.
Nock nock who’s there Santa Santa ho Santa Claus are you
what sounds like a drops of rain in santa’s factory?
elves jumping into the presents…
What do elves learn at school the elf-abet
knokeknoc whos there elf elf who elf me
knock knock whos there santa santa who santa you better watch out hes coming
Knock knock who’s there Santa Santa who Santa is the best
what did grandpa say to the elf
he said he is an angry elf with no such thing as Santa.
THANK YOU :P.S there is a Santa!
Knock knock
Who’s there
Owl
Owl who
Owl remember you when you come out off your house
what do you call santa after he goes down a lit chimeny? Crisp Cringle
Knock knock who’s there call bit call bit Who call bet your phone now I can’t hear a thing
Dear santa claus can you get me a elf for christmas and do you know my elf and i love christmas
What u eating underthere?
Underwear?you’re eating underwear haha
Hi
knock knock
Doctor
you just sead it
i love jokes tell the elf they are so funny i love your jokes elfs
Knock Knock
Who’S There
Santa
Santa Who Santa Wont Come If Your Are Awake
what do you call old candy that walks with a cane a candy cane
hey santa are your elves very silly. Is they an elf called clumsy because i am to. Do u like the cookies santa or the mince pies just say yes or no.
what do you get when you cross between a snowman and a vampire? frostbites ahahahhaaha
i think those elfs are silly but they make up really funny christmas jokes!lol
sincerley
isabel
what do elves learn at school
the elfabet
knock knock
whos there
merry
merry who
merry christms
blah blah blah my jokes are awsome love you guys the reighdeers and elfs and importantly u santa
why could Rudolph not eat at the adult table? because he was being rude
Knock
knock
who’s there?
boo
boo who?
don’t cry it’s just a joke
hi santa am i on the good list text back soon by peter
knock knock whos there elf elf who elf you dont come down now ill tell santa
knockknock
whos there
santa
santa who
santa claus of corse
when does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
in the dictionary!
knock,knock who’s there
santa
santa who?
santa’s workshop needs a repair.
knok knok whoes there kyle kyle how kyle me who me me kyle
knock knock
who’s there
apple
apple who?
apple i just said apple socks
Q. who bites pepole and gives gifts
a. SANTA JAWS
You just got an e-mail from me so me and my sister went on your blog it is really cool thank you again
rley
WHY DID TIGGER LOOK IN THE TOLIT?
HE WAS LOOKING FOR POOOOH!!!!
hey santa
this yaer i have been a great gril so but me on the good list please when will i get the elf christopher for christmas i would really like a laptop hope you have the best christmas and youlike my cookies i will leave out for you
love your best friend paige
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me get ready for Santa!
Ha, Ha, Ha!!!
Hope you liked my joke Santa!
Love, Cassandra.
why did the elf ask a tree to crose the rode cause hes a elf helper i know its not silly but i couldnt think of another joke i know it sounds weird ok bye
knok
knok
whos
their
dont
pizza
dont pizza who
dont pizza your pants
have a happy christmas and remember got list saint
i like all your jokes should i say a joke what does elfs learn at school? Elphabet get it like your jokes better than mine
They are really funny jokes and i can’t wait to hear some more from sarah xx
knock knock whos there leaf leaf who leaf me alone
knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa.Santa how.Santa Claus cool.
i love the jokes can’t wait to read more
what do you call santa swiming? a swamta
i love u santa claus you are the best at dropping of gifts for all the good little boys and girls
i think the jokes are funny. i have a funny Xmas joke too: what do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs?
don’t know what u call it?
anything u want it can’t hear you anyway!
nok nok hose ther doctur docte howe hou do you no my secund naym
knock knock whos there mary mary who mary me i love you
nock
nock
whos
there
santa santa
who
bring me some milk and cookies
knock knock
who there cow
cow who
don’t you remember me you the one who drunk from me
Knock knock who there cow cow who do you wants to have some milk
oh santa they where very funny jokes im probly going to be saying those to somone to help me wrap the present for you that im going to leave by the chimmney
christmas wishes
conor x x x x x x x x
knok knok
who there
boo
boo who
dot crie it is onley a joke
nock nock
(whos there?)
snow
(snow who?)
its snow good i forgot
Who works under cover at Christmas?
Mince Spies
what did the gingerbread say to the other gingerbread. does these gumdrops make me look fat.
HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI !
I love you verry much that I am going too marry you p.s santa
dear santa i would like a lg cookie mobile please santa i would adoor that love marykate
hi santa your blog is amazing i like it
Who’s short and green and helps Santa and lives in the P.E.I?
The elf of Green Gables!!!
knock knock howes ther chris chris who chrismas tine
WHO PERFORMS OPERATIONS AT THEFISH HOSPITAL ANSEWER. THE HEAD STURGEON
haha love thoes jokes best ones ive seen love amyxxxx
there was santa,mrs claus and a elf in a hot air balloon and they started to go down so they drop something out so santa droped a ten pence piece mrs claus droped a ten pence piece BUT the elf droped a bomb and aventally they got to the ground as santa was walking home he saw a boy cring and said why so sad little boy and he said a ten.p. droped from the sky hit my dad on the head and now he is died BUT while Mrs.claus was was walking home he saw a girl cring and said why so sad little girl and she said a ten.p. droped from the sky hit my mum on the head and now she is died BUT while the elf was walking home he saw a boy laughing and said why so funny little boy and he said i farted an my house blew up!!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho
iam looking forward to my Xmas pressies.. 0x0x 0x
hey santa i am so glad i got to write to you i found this wevsite from a anouther web sit where i got to write to you, you told me i could visit you blog please writhe back
love
anna
in the book Junie B. Jones i herd this:
Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
P.S So Does May!!
elf u bont holly up sant will put u on the bad bad list
how big are elfs i bet there as big as lepacands
i was funny because it was the elves .
holy holy hol ineed your hall what hol imean hall got u its the halls not hols
What do you call half a rabbit ?
RAB !
Knock knock
Who’s there
Elf
Elf who
Elf make presents for Santa
Knock knock
Who’s there
Dull
Dull who
Dull up those dolls for santa
dear santa i am going to tell you a joke
why do you have a red nose
because you have been with rodof to long. from rachel sandilands livingston.
why does santa have 3 gardens so he can ho ho ho
i asked my friend why his nose was all red and puffy he said he stop to smell a brose i said there’s ne b in rose he said there was in that one! funny? from webkinz write bsck if funny Carter
knock knock
hows there
santa claus
santa claus how
santa claus in the red suite
I love the jokes.thay was funny and silly.
Kock Knock. whomes there? elf elf who elfrieda of course
knock knock
who’s there
frosty
frosty who
frosty the snowman
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Santa
Santa who
Santa said you better give my choclate chip cookies!Ho Ho Ho!
do you mind if i talk to your elf emma
santa i would like to know your best working elfs name
knock, knock,
who’s there,
santa,
santa who,
santa don’t say ”who” he says ”ho”
knock knock
who’s there?
christmas owls
christmas owls who?
christmas owls do hoo
knok knok
whos there
tish
tishwho
Knock Knock
Who’s There
Doctor
Doctor who
How did you know my name?! :):)
(P.s I know I is nothing to do with Christmas but I just thought it was funny!)
These jokes are funny just the way they all link up together.I never thought I could laugh so much in my life! 🙂
knock knock
who there
Santa
Santa who
the best man ever!
Knock Knock
who’s there?
Miley
Miley Cures
HA
I love jokes heres one.
knock knock,
whos there,
docter
docter who
you just said it
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I Thought They Were Very Funny And Clever, I Told Them To My Family And Everyone Laughed! You Should Keep Posting More Jokes!! :)!!
how does a snowman get around?
he pedals around on his icicle
i want an iphone a bike and a laptop please ill be good
santa and everybody in the north pole knock knock whos there alejandra alejandra who alejandra ramirez get it because my first name is alejandra and my last name is ramirez
knok knok who there santa santa who santas on his way ho ho ho
You do have pretty silly elves. Can you come to my house on October 16th,
DEAR SANTA CLAUS IAM 9 YEARS OLD AND I LIKE REINDEERS AND I LOVE CHRISTMAS ESPECIALLY THE MUSIC IWAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD MAKE A STOP AT MY HOUSE YOUR FRIEND FRANKLIN JOE BROWNING
The jokes are funny i think you shoul put more out.
knock knock
who,s there
merry
merry who
merry Christmas
knock knock whos there santa santa who i love you
why are pirates called pirates
because arrrrre
they are so silly those elves of yours
knoke knoke
how is there
charlie
charlie how
charlie how is looking foured to chrismas
Hey there, I have a joke to tell you!
Knock knock.
hi santa i wrote to you half an hour ago how are you feeling? can you pleaes give me a hint what i might get?
love Riley…..
DEAR SANTA CLAUSE MY NAME IS FRANKLIN JOE BROWNING MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL PLEASE MAKE A STOP AT MY HOUSE
its very close to christmas now im very exited
why did the elf cross the road?
to get to the slei befor santa to hide and come with him
knock knock
whos there
wee
wee who
dont cry its only a joke
where do snowmen put there money? in a snowbank
What do reindeers play when not busy?
They7 play a sleigh station.
Knock Knock
who.s there
knock knock
who,s there
knock knock
who,s there
open the door and ill tell you
knock knock whoes there santa santa who santa claus is here
haha those are the funny chokes i ever heard i like those chokes!!!
Hey Santa why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?
He was afraid that he would get a hole in one get it hole in one HA HA HA HA
Nock nock
hows there?
snow man
snow man how
snow man is geting ready for the big day
How do you pull a snakes leg
You can”t they do not haqve any
Santa Claus,Sorry
but i do not have a Christmas joke:(
But Santa Claus why I am sitting here Let me ask you something:I would love you if you made a huge list of jokes through the mail!Wishes,
Jenna anne Yarbrough
Knock,Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf’s a bit cold out here can you let me in.
Q:WHAT DID THE ELF SAY WHILE SNIFFING THE CHRISTMAS CAKE???
A: MERRY SNIFF-MAS!!!HAHAHA HAHAHAHA SOO FUNNY
knock knock
who’s there
holly
holly who
holly up or else Santa is going to tie you down.
knock, knock.who’s there?.will. will who?will do you whant slushie on your head!
why did the red rooster cross the road- because he whanted to go to red rooster.
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Christmas
Christmas who?
Its christmas day
Hi, Santa how are you?
I just wanted to say I would really love to help you on christmas eve!
Im 7 June the 1st is when im 8 I get really bored trying to get to sleep on christmas eve so I thought I would help you on the night when you please come please I would love to go in your sleigh and help you EVERY christmas I have a christmas key as well but please i would love to help and i could even be a elf!
i kno theres like 252 days left til christmas but i just wanna wish every one a merry christmas. and by the way i love every ones jokes
knock knock
whos there
isam
isam who
there isam an at the door
santa what a nice pearson you are i am trying to be my best tell the elves i said hi tell mrs clause i said hi to and have a nice easter
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Reindeer
Reindeer who?
Reindeer you better hurry up or we’ll be late. Ha! Ha! Ha!
P.S. wasn’t that funny?????????
What did the elf say while sniffin’ the Christmas cake!!!huh huh???
Merry Sniffmas ha ha!!!!:P
Knock, Knock.
Who is it?
Elfy.
Elfy who?
Elfy wrap me in this Christmas Gift!
what happens when u cross an elephant
and a bird
a birdaphant
a man went to town on monday and he stayes in town for 3 days and leaves on friday how did he do it
his horses name was friday
(joke.)
i LOVE your blog oh and rember me its jura who was sending you all those emals the blog was graet! thank you santa for all the graet gifts i LOVE them i better go its almost my bed time nice to have a little chate with you bye.
santer is the best
all in the house opening presents
nauty children do not get presents
tiny elfs
everyone is happy
running down stairs for presents
knock knock
who’s there
dockter
who
you just said it
knock knock
whos there
justin
justin who
justin the carpark
that i rill coll that you can emale when you are flying
why did the elf cross the road?
because he is an elf
knock knock?
whos there?
me
me who?
you are looking at me
Dear Santa
I love…..
the elves
silly Jokes.
knock knock xxxxxxxxx
who’s there
snail
snail who
snail who
can’t see
love rhianna
knock,knock.
who’s there?
rudolph!
rudolph who?
rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it,you would say it even glows!
knock knock whos there furry furry who furry up
ya well um………………….i kinda think that you need to work a little harder at making the jokes funnier but i like them anyways cuz they’re fun for me and little children that love Santa, too and believe that hes cool and awesome and believes in him and everything like that!! LoLZ kalie:)
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
santa, what did the snowman say to his son after the snowball fight?
i don’t snow!
hehehe i love chrsitmas jokes, those elves made me laugh!
Here is a really funny joke.
knock knock,
who’s there?
crybaby,
crybaby who?
don’t crybaby,mommy’s here.
why did the chiken cross the road? There was nothing better to do
Santa your Christmas jokes are so funny
I wish I can come up to theNorth Pole and visit you.
ha ha the eleves are SO funny!!:) Santa please writeback!
What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards!!
Woww… they were about to explode with cheesyness ;P Oh well, they were kinda funny (i said kinda >:[)
I got a joke…
knock knock
whos there?
boo
boo who?
Awww dont cry.. :'[
Haaa lol like the oldest 1 in the book but i couldnt think of another 1 so ur just gna have to settle for that 1 lol!
Newayzzz merry crimbo 2 u all 😛
Amy x
knock knock who there money money who money is wealthy
To Santa and every one else! Your jokes are very funny especially the knok knok ones.
Happy Christmas and a Happy New year!
Love Lauren xxx
whar do the pireits go to eat
well aaarrrrbes
What is a painting on a wall that tells a Christmas story?
a moral!!
knock knock
whos there
santa
santa who
santa claus
Knock Knock
Who”s there
Santa
santa who
Santa with all kind of presents
What do you call santa clapping? Santapplause
What do you if you cross a snowman and a mean dog ?
Frost bite
whats shoes with no laces.
awnser:vellcrow
knock knock whos there mississippi mississsippi who mississippi river
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE
BANANA
BANANA WHO
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE
BANANA
BANANA WHO
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE
BANANA
BANANA WHO
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE
ORANGE
ORANGE WHO
ORANGE YOU GALD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA AGAIN
the snow joke is the sillyest ho ho ho
THEY WERE SO SILLY MILLY MY SISTER DIDHT GET IT
knock,knock who’s ther lettuce,lettuce who lettuce in its cold out side
What do you call an Astronaut when he is being weird?
Answer: An astro-nut
Those are funny jokes.. how do the make them up??
Why did Santa cross the road? to get to the other roof
Don’t joke about elf’s. They maybe short but they have such a huge part and role in Christmas.
What do you get when you eat to many sweets at christmas?
*Tinsolitos*
knock knock whos there howerd howerd who howered i know
My dad loves those jokes! They are silly and funny. What do you call a polar bear in a rainforest? Lost!
knock knock
whos there
get up
get up who?
time to get up its morning
Knock Knock
Whos there
old lady
old lady who
I didn’t know you could yoldel so good
when i told my sisters them they started cracking up!! ha ha ha ha ha
Santa say thank you to Snowflake the elf for sending me the letter.
Love Helia
knock knock, whose there? Christmas, Christmas who? Christmas Tree
i love the elf jokes thankyou to the people who put them on.
love from
Ellie
xxx
They were very funny []my friend is trying to make me laugh and is succseding. Okey now. she is just enoying seriosly.Now she has got the hicups and a cough but mostley the hicups
i told my cousin the exploaded she thought it was so funny
Silly comments are really silly……!
Santa. Thank you for every present i get each and every christmas. I’ll bet this is going to be the best one like it always is! Merry Christmas!
Santa what did the boy do when he wanted to see time fly? He through a clock out the window!
im 8 and havelots of friends and play video games.
santa this is my present today you are this is the best present.
I told these jokes to my sister, now she is ready to explode!!!! (She hates “Knock Knock” jokes)!!!
knock knock,
who’s there
mikey
mikey who
mikey is stuck in the lock
knock knock wous there tish tish wou bless you