Many of my friends ask me, “How old are you Santa?”
I also hear people whisper, “Is Santa Claus old?”. “What age is Santa Claus?”. Or, “When was Santa’s birthday?”.
Would you like to find out the answer to those questions?
I laugh when I hear them whisper about my age. After all, I may be very old, but I do have very good hearing! HHHOL!
Yes, everyone wants to know how old I am. Can I tell you a secret? I am just a wee bit older than Mrs. Claus. But don’t tell anyone. Mrs. Claus doesn’t like people to know how old she is. So, I tell people “I am a wee bit older than my whiskers. And that is all Mrs. Claus will let me say!”
I guess I better keep my whiskers. Otherwise, I won’t be able to say that any more! HHHOL!
Sometimes, to keep people guessing, I also say I am as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth!
Jokes About “How Old Is Santa Claus?”
And then of course there are all the jokes the elves say about how old I am:
“Is Santa Claus old?”
“He’s so old, when he was little, rainbows were in black and white!”
“How old is Santa?”
“He’s so old, he was the crossing guard when Moses parted the red sea!”
“Is Santa Claus old?”
“He’s so old, dinosaurs used to pull his sleigh!”
“How old exactly is Santa?”
“He’s so old, he has an original copy of the Ten Commandments!”
And then there were all these ones too!
- Santa is so old he used to get mail by carrier pigeon.
- He is so old, he went to school before they had history classes.
- Santa is so old, he has an autographed Bible.
- He’s so old, the movie “Jurassic Park” brought back fond memories.
- Santa is so old, his birth certificate says “Expired” on it.
- He’s so old, he knew Burger King when he was just a prince.
- Santa is so old, the candles cost more than his birthday cake.
Oh, those elves are so silly!
P.S. How old do you think I am? (Scroll down to leave your message for me or to see what others have written!)
P.P.S. My Grumpy Elf now has a whole web page answering “How Old Is Santa“!
A right jolly old elf, in spite of myself. I love Christmas, children, the North Pole, Mrs. Claus, elves, reindeer, snowmen & the list goes on!
My title is CEO: Christmas Elf Online.