Christmas cookies aren’t supposed to be stinky cookies. Christmas cookies aren’t supposed to be yucky cookies. Christmas cookies are supposed to be yummy cookies. But not if you have a clumsy elf helping! Do you remember Clumsy the Elf?
Mrs Claus felt sad that I had to taste those yucky cookies. So today she went back to the kitchen. She wanted to bake some super yummy cookies. Chocolate chip cookies. I like chocolate chip cookies!
I could hear Mrs Claus singing in the kitchen. I knew she was making a tasty treat. When I heard her sining I got very happy. Mrs Claus’ Christmas cookies are the best. She doesn’t make yucky cookies. She doesn’t make stinky cookies. Her cookies are the best in the whole wide world.
Cookies cookies bake bake bake.
Christmas cookies taste so great.
Cookies cookies bake bake bake.
Cookie time. I cannot wait.
She sang this song as she mixed. Some flour, eggs and oil. A sprinkle of chocolate chips. A little vanilla and Cocoa powder. Then into the oven they went.
Clumsy the elf came into the kitchen. He was looking for something. Mrs Claus asked what he was looking for. He told her. Earlier he had been in the kitchen. He was making his super stinky stink bombs. He had gone for a walk. Not a long walk. Stinky bomb liquid gets very stinky. If you are not careful. He had put his stinky liquid into a bottle. Now the bottle was gone.
Mrs Claus started to worry. Clumsy spotted the cookies in the oven. He opened the oven door and…
The stink got out as soon as the door was open!
Mrs Claus had got mixed up. She had planned to use vanilla. She had used the stinky stink bomb liquid instead!
I could smell stinky cookies all the way across the North Pole.
Mrs Claus fainted from the stinky cookie smell.
Clumsy the elf ran screaming!
I hope none of the stink gets into the presents you wanted for Christmas!
It’s been quite a while now and the stink still hasn’t gone away. And I never got to try the cookies!
Santa Claus
P.S. Have you ever smelled a really stinky cookie? What is the worst smell you ever smelled? Was it worse than stinky cookies? You can click here to tell me or, scroll down to see other people’s stinky stories.
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Merry Christmas!
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There’s a room in a haunted house that I went to and it is supposed to smell terrible and it did! YUCK!
a sewer
I have smelled sulfur before. It smells like rotten eggs. I don’t like the smell of sulfur.
Ugh ! I hate the smell of stinky cookies yuckie
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My mum
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Hi Santa,
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I tasted really bad cookies. Yuck!
Santa this year the stinkiest thing that is have smell’t before is water i went to go wash my hands and the water did not smell very good but good thing that they had strong soap.
My friends say you are fake
The stinkiest thing I ever smelt was fish eys
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the worst smell for me was when my dog had to go in the house and it was so bad luckly it is all cleand up.
merry Christmas and thank you for the present when it`s Christmas
I believe in you and always have:)
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love kailynn
i love you santa i know that you go t my chrismas letter already but i was just asking if you could come to my house before chrismas