Stinky Cookies – cookies may never smell the same!

stinky cookies and Santa
What Santa looks like when he gets a stinky cookie!

Christmas cookies aren’t supposed to be stinky cookies.  Christmas cookies aren’t supposed to be yucky cookies.  Christmas cookies are supposed to be yummy cookies.  But not if you have a clumsy elf helping!  Do you remember Clumsy the Elf?

Mrs Claus felt sad that I had to taste those yucky cookies.  So today she went back to the kitchen.  She wanted to bake some super yummy cookies.  Chocolate chip cookies.  I like chocolate chip cookies!

 

I could hear Mrs Claus singing in the kitchen.  I knew she was making a tasty treat.  When I heard her sining I got very happy.  Mrs Claus’ Christmas cookies are the best.  She doesn’t make yucky cookies.  She doesn’t make stinky cookies.  Her cookies are the best in the whole wide world.

Cookies cookies bake bake bake.
Christmas cookies taste so great.
Cookies cookies bake bake bake.
Cookie time. I cannot wait.

She sang this song as she mixed.  Some flour, eggs and oil.  A sprinkle of chocolate chips.  A little vanilla and Cocoa powder.  Then into the oven they went.

Clumsy the elf came into the kitchen.  He was looking for something.  Mrs Claus asked what he was looking for.  He told her.  Earlier he had been in the kitchen. He was making his super stinky stink bombs.  He had gone for a walk.  Not a long walk.  Stinky bomb liquid gets very stinky.  If you are not careful.  He had put his stinky liquid into a bottle.  Now the bottle was gone.

Mrs Claus started to worry.  Clumsy spotted the cookies in the oven.  He opened the oven door and…

The stink got out as soon as the door was open!

Mrs Claus had got mixed up. She had planned to use vanilla. She had used the stinky stink bomb liquid instead!

I could smell stinky cookies all the way across the North Pole.

Mrs Claus fainted from the stinky cookie smell.

Clumsy the elf ran screaming!

I hope none of the stink gets into the presents you wanted for Christmas!

It’s been quite a while now and the stink still hasn’t gone away.  And I never got to try the cookies!

Santa Claus

P.S. Have you ever smelled a really stinky cookie?  What is the worst smell you ever smelled?  Was it worse than stinky cookies?  You can click here to tell me or, scroll down to see other people’s stinky stories.


20 special messages to Santa about “Stinky Cookies – cookies may never smell the same!”

  1. dear santa clus for Christmas iwould like achicago cubs Christmas tree and some more choolate coverd bachon your friend andy

  2. I have never smelled a stinky cookie before.The worst thing I have ever smelled was a stink bomb that people were launching outside. I don’t know if it is worse than stinky cookies because I have never smelled a stinky cookie before.

  3. The worst thing I’ve ever smelled is mouse poop ( we had a lot in or trailer, the trailers gone now) the worst thing I’ve TASTED is my little sisters eggs, one word SALT!!!

  4. Santa this year the stinkiest thing that is have smell’t before is water i went to go wash my hands and the water did not smell very good but good thing that they had strong soap.

  5. Hi Santa the stinkiest thing i have smelled is probably when my mom cooks fish,and i don’t even think that it is as bad as those stinky cookies

  6. Hi Santa, its Piper hope you have a really good chritsmas night flying through the chilly night, im 10 years old. Hi Santa,its paisley have a merry christmas.i love you.im 5 years old

  7. the worst smell for me was when my dog had to go in the house and it was so bad luckly it is all cleand up.

  8. for christmas i want a real mermaid tail ,phone and selfe mic ,mini car/lamborgini ,torch my blazen dragon ,toy horses ,shopkins ,

    love kailynn

  9. i love you santa i know that you go t my chrismas letter already but i was just asking if you could come to my house before chrismas

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