Today Scunner the Grumpy Elf told me about a Top Secret invention called the SPS – the Santa Positioning System. He thinks he can use it to find my magic key. I sure hope he can find it before Christmas Eve. Here’s the email he sent me today:
After our adventures over the Baltic Sea we all needed a rest.
Poor Tumshie was exhausted after the speedy flight. The good news was that I had a cousin in Germany. His name is Shuster and he makes and mends shoes. He told me that he often repairs your boots. I had never met him before but he is a very friendly Elf indeed. He made us a lovely meal. We had Potato Soup and then some Plum Tart.
After that we all went to bed and I slept for nearly twelve hours. When I woke up Professor Fumblebumble had arrived. I was so relieved. I have been worried about that poor reindeer and your key and wondering where they both are.
I suppose we should tell you what the secret invention is?
I had an idea after Last Christmas. I wanted to be sure that if you ever got lost in bad weather we could find you quickly. I thought that if we could make a wee machine that could track the magic you use then we would be able to find you faster than satellites.
It took a wee bit of doing but we got it working — mostly.
As your key is part of that magic then the SPS – Santa Positioning System should be able to find it.
The Professor has already got a signal and it is coming from Egypt. That’s far away so we are getting ready to leave.
I don’t know much about Egypt. Can you ask the children for some advice? What’s it like?
Okay Santa – I’ll let you know how we get on.
Bye for now
Egypt? I go there every year but only at night.
P.S. Do you know anything about Egypt that might help Scunner find my key? You can click here to tell me or, scroll down to see what other people have written!
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