Wow! I cannot believe how close to Christmas it is. I am thinking a lot about Christmas Eve. That is my busiest night of the year. It is a serious business to deliver so many presents. Today I was thinking about a funny Christmas Eve story. It was many, many years ago. I almost got bitten on my bum by a dog.
Well, I was very scared when it happened. That was then. Now, when I think about my funny Christmas Eve story, I laugh. It must have looked very silly. Would you like to hear what happened?
My Funny Christmas Eve Story
I was delivering presents on Christmas Eve. Of course, I went down a chimney like I had done a gazillion times before. I put presents under the tree. I ate my mince pies. Then I drank the milk. I put the carrots in my pocket for the reindeer. I had one more present to leave. It was for the family dog.
I heard a happy sniff. The dog had come to say hello. Then he smelled the dog treats. They were all wrapped up. He could still smell them. I was holding them in my hands.
The dog ran straight at me. I should have dropped the treats. But I panicked. I ran around the living room. But the dog chased me. I ran around the kitchen. But the dog chased me. I ran upstairs. But the dog chased me. Next I ran around the bedrooms on my tiptoes. The dog chased me on his tiptoes. But I ran into the toilet. I almost stuck my foot in the toilet.
Then I ran downstairs. I did not have time to go up the chimney. So I opened the door and ran out. The dog followed. I ran to the gate. But I slipped on some ice. I spun through the air and landed in a big snow pile. My legs were sticking straight up in the air.
The dog leaped and was about to bite my rear. The treats were wrapped in red paper. He must have mistaken my pants for wrapping paper. He was about to bite me when the Ninjabread men pulled me up into the sleigh. They let the dog back into the house with his treat. The dog was happy.
Now I Have A Funny Story to Tell
I laughed and laughed about this funny story later. It is rather silly after all.
Do you have a pet? What are you giving your pet for Christmas? What would you give your pet if you had one? Do you have a funny Christmas Eve story?
Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus
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Reta you have been nice to a lot merry Christmas to you best friend
Santa i REALLY feel bad for you ! But i know that dog was happy lol
I love u Santa bo mathers what people say u not real but I believe that u are so real I love koala
I love you santa claus is michelle saunders
One day last year, I was discussing with my friends , I was very happy. One day I spent Time Wishing for Christmas gifts On Christmas Eve, I was excited for my presents.On Christmas day I opened my gift , It was so nice. My father, my sister and me visited the churches of Bhubaneswar. I enjoyed very much. This was the best day ever
I have a beta fish I I’ve beta I would want a paraket but my room is not big enough for a cage I can’t have any pets my mom and my sisters both have allergies but I kristin am adopted and don’t have any allergies
Yes I have 2 dogs and every year I buy 2 doggie Christmas stockings for them
i have 1 cat the anther one died but i still have a pet it is 1 cat
If you come off this is Santa going to give us presents
My puppy was a friend to me but he died This morning and I cried
Hi Santa. I just wanted to tell you that I did have a dog his name was Chaise, but my mother gave him to the shelter. We couldn’t take care of him anymore, but I’ll bet that you already knew this. I love who you are as a person, and I love you! Have a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.
I feel so bad. Are you afraid of dogs now?
I’m giving my dog (his name is Mac) a Christmas pudding costume so he looks like a Christmas pudding and a toy
He got a toy from the same brand and that lasted for ages he still has it ha ha
They chase each other around the house at night and if your down stairs and they do it you can here them running around the house and the cat loves to go outside and if she gets to far cam will but her with his nose and she will turn the other way
carolyn
baby doll
DEC 18 4;27
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww i fell bad for you was it on Christmas eve?