Wow! I cannot believe how close to Christmas it is. I am thinking a lot about Christmas Eve. That is my busiest night of the year. It is a serious business to deliver so many presents. Today I was thinking about a funny Christmas Eve story. It was many, many years ago. I almost got bitten on my bum by a dog.
Well, I was very scared when it happened. That was then. Now, when I think about my funny Christmas Eve story, I laugh. It must have looked very silly. Would you like to hear what happened?
My Funny Christmas Eve Story
I was delivering presents on Christmas Eve. Of course, I went down a chimney like I had done a billion times before. I put presents under the tree. I ate my mince pies. Then I drank the milk. I put the carrots in my pocket for the reindeer. I had one more present to leave. It was for the family dog.
I heard a happy sniff. The dog had come to say hello. Then he smelled the dog treats. They were all wrapped up. He could still smell them. I was holding them in my hands.
The dog ran straight at me. I should have dropped the treats. But I panicked. I ran around the living room. But the dog chased me. I ran around the kitchen. But the dog chased me. I ran upstairs. But the dog chased me. Next I ran around the bedrooms on my tiptoes. The dog chased me on his tiptoes. But I ran into the toilet. I almost stuck my foot in the toilet.
Then I ran downstairs. I did not have time to go up the chimney. So I opened the door and ran out. The dog followed. I ran to the gate. But I slipped on some ice. I spun through the air and landed in a big snow pile. My legs were sticking up in the air.
The dog leaped and was about to bite my rear. The treats were wrapped in red paper. He must have mistaken my pants for wrapping paper. He was about to bite me when the Ninjabread men pulled me up into the sleigh. They let the dog back into the house with his treat. The dog was happy.
Now I Have A Funny Christmas Eve Story to Tell
I laughed about this funny Christmas Eve story later. It is rather silly.
Do you have a pet? What are you giving your pet for Christmas? What would you give your pet if you had one? Do you have a funny Christmas Eve story?
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